DERISORY

I'm ashamed... it's been too long since I've posted. It's mostly due to my long weekend away from home, but I still don't want to let myself get away from this. I treat blogging like a chore. Not that it's a matter of drudgery like, say, doing other peoples' dishes, but that it's important to do on a regular basis, like, say, cleaning your ears. But more fun. Like, brushing your teeth with charcoal. Because that's the best alternative when you're in the middle in the woods. Swear to God.

Time to get some sleep. I must remind myself to talk about the weekend, because it involved rock stardom and shitloads of alcohol.